Tristan Ruellan's Collection
Melvins 09/11/2008
Elysée Montmartre, Paris, France
| Source | Aud>Sony PCM-D50 built in mic>Sony PCM-D50>Wav(M)>flac |
| Media | Flac 1 disc |
| Tech Notes | The Melvins Thursday 11 September 2008 …lysÈe Montmartre Paris France Sony PCM-D50 (internal mics) > WAV > FLAC > Dime > you > tu madre 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. 10. 11. 12. 13. My Generation 14. 15. The Star-Spangled Banner / Boris 16. Boris Continued (Oops!) SETLIST HELP SOUGHT! (Sorry, but I just could not listen to the full show again to figure out the setlist [see below]. I would imagine the boys played all the same songs they have been playing for roughly two years now.) Total running time: 74 minutes and 35 seconds NOTES: Oh, boy, the Alternative Nation was out in full force for this show! Goodness gracious, boys, your dreadlocks, creepy facial hair and piercings were totally tripping me out! You burned my bourgeois world to the ground with your wild and free haircuts!!! Even more notable: I totally got bullied at this fucking show! Me, a thirty-year-old man! Got bullied! At a rock concert! And the bullying in question has been preserved on tape for all eternity! I know! Hereís the story (Iíll try to keep the expletives to a minimum, if possible): I saw three cunts walk in during Big Business and I decided to change positions after Big Business finished playing in order to avoid tangling with the aforementioned cunts (I could tell they were gonna start some shit). I knew they were cunts for a couple reasons. First, they were French. Duh. (This night convinced me that all French people are scum. ALL OF THEM. No exceptions. If you think Iím being racist, youíre right, but just try living among these dickbikes for a while and see if you donít come to the very same conclusion.) Second, they stood right in front of me when they walked in during Big Business despite the fact that there was plenty of room all over the placeótotal cunt move (to be fair, all French people are thoughtless and inconsiderate and none of them have any respect for the space of others, the filthy cunts). Third, they just looked like they suckedóyou could tell they were idiots. You know how some people seem to take great joy in ruining the good time of others at rock concerts? They holler stupid shit (ìFree Bird,î etc.), scream for no apparent reason (usually when the band is trying to play something quiet), whistle loudly and shove folks. You know the type, Iím sure. Well, these cunts were those kinda cunts. Anyway, The Melvins went on and everything was cool for a number of songs. I looked behind my black ass at some point and noticed one of the cunts had removed his shirt. He was sweaty and covered with stupid tattoos (is there anything less rebellious than getting a tattoo nowadays?). I thought, ìUh-oh, that guy is just looking for trouble!î And he found it: Moments later, he and his cunty friend screamed as loud as they could directly into my recorder. Har har, very funny, fellas. I shot them a look and that was the end of that. Or so I thought! A few songs later, the two cunts and their female companion (cunt number three, if youíre paying attention) started screaming again in unison, though not into my recorder. I changed my position to get away from the cunts and the recording suffered as a result (a decrease in quality is readily apparent upon playback); as luck would have it, I ended up standing near a pair of brainless twats who chatted loudly and hollered quite a bit throughout the rest of the show. I stood behind the cunts and burned holes into the back of their heads as I fantasized about smashing the recorder into each of their ugly mugs (yes, even the womanís); I also looked around for things to throw at them on my way out, but I decided not to tempt fate. Those cunts knew I couldnít say or do anything cos I was trying to make a decent recording and thatís why they pulled their shit, the fucking cowards (theyíd be speaking German right now if not for my people saving their asses back in World War II!!!). If the band played an encore, I didnít see it or tape it cos I was so frustrated that I bolted as soon as humanly possible. I canít even listen to the recording cos it makes my fucking blood boil to think of those cunts. By the way, I lied when I said I would keep the expletives to a minimum. I guess you figured that out by now, though. Summing up, Iím no fan of cunts, but that doesnít stop me from exclusively dating them! This torrent is dedicated to the memory of Todd Beamer. Let's (rock and) roll!!! (Too soon?) Tracking sucks. Sorry. Sound is not to my liking, but it is okay. PLAY LOUD. With regards to the distribution of this recording, I only ask that you try real hard not to spread it around as MP3 files; otherwise, do what thou wilt. Recorded by Joseph Larkin. joseph@josephlarkin.com http://www.josephlarkin.com http://www.also-ran.com |
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