Xavier Birtwich's Collection
Frank Zappa 12/15/1970
Palais Gaumont, Paris, France
| Source | Beat The Boots II Disconnected Synapses source Outlook account one drive Frank Zappa master folder |
| Media | FLAC 1 disc |
| Tech Notes | Beat The Boots II: Disconnected Synapses (Frank Zappa, June 1992) 1. Penis Dimension 11:15 2. The Air 3:54 3. Dog Breath/Mother People 4:22 4. You Didn't Try To Call Me 3:34 5. King Kong 31:38 6. Who Are The Brain Police? 6:30 Palais Gaumont, Paris, France December 15, 1970 FZ--guitar/vocal Jean-Luc Ponty--violin Mark Volman--vocal Howard Kaylan--vocal Jeff Simmons--bass George Duke--keyboards Ian Underwood--keyboards/alto sax Aynsley Dunbar--drums 1. Penis Dimension 11:15 includes The Sanzini Brothers (Underwood/Volman/Kaylan) and Bwana Dik FZ: Ladies and Gentlemen while they're fixing the amplifiers: The Sanzini Brothers! The Sanzini Brothers! Ho hut You motherfucker You shove it up your ass Lou Jacobi Lou it Jacobi Penis dimension Penis dimension Penis dimension is worrying me I can't hardly sleep at night Cause of Penis dimension Do you worry? Do you worry a lot? Do you worry? Do you worry and moan . . . That the size of your cock, Is not monstrous enough? It's your Penis dimension! Penis dimension! Wa oo wa oo wa oo wa Wa oo wa oo wa oo wa Mark: Hiya friends. Did you ever consider the possibility that YOUR PENIS, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension! Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being as yourself to have to become a politician, a policeman, a Jesuit monk . . . FZ: Dominus Vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo. Mark: A policeman! FZ: Do it again Mark: A policeman! FZ: More, more . . . And that too Mark: A rock and roll guitar player, a bass player, a wino . . . . you name it! FZ: Hey you sit down and be quiet this is a teen-age rock & roll program! Mark: And, in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up, they become writers of hot books . . . Howard: Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim . . . Mark: Or they become Carmelite Nuns . . . Howard: Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit . . . hu hu hu. Mark: Or they become race horse jockeys! Now there's no reason why you or your loved ones should suffer about the size of their organs. There are enough problems in this damn world today, am I right? Howard: Right on! Right on! Mark: If you're a girl and you're troubled with munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school, help me out brothers: Mark & Howard: 'Anything over a mouthful is wasted!' Mark: Yes, yes. And if you're a guy and you're a guy and you're ashamed about the size of your dick. {Volman points at someone} Ladies & Gentlemen, a prime example. Mark: And one night you're at a party and you're being so be cool . . . I mean, you're now you're with this really cool lady and you're not even wearing any underwear You know I mean you're bein' so cool . . . And some guy comes walking up to you, you know, you never even seen before and he's dressed all in leather, and he walks up to you and he sais these words: Howard: Twelve centimeters or less? Mark: He is a lonely guy. And this happens to you while you're at the party. Well let me tell you brothers & sisters, that's the time when you gotta turn around and look that Son-of-a-bitch right between the eyes. And you gotta tell him some words that could help him, some words that would show him that there's a better live than the one he's leaving-living . . . And right now I'm gonna ask my brother Jeff Simmons behind me here, to help us all in this moment by telling us all these words . . . Thank you very much Ladies & Gentlemen. Jeff: Ladies & Gentlemen if you can dig a countrywestern rap then you're in the right joint. It's the sacred song of the hour for all of France and the Ruhr Valley. My rump hairs long for your sweet love whether you like it or not. These words: What's between your legs Is just the last few inches of a complex mechanism which runs up and down the spinal cord and all hooked up to the human brain. Which if used correctly can effectively increase the dimension and the firepower of your dick to the point where, in some instances.... Wa oo wa oo wa oo wa Howard: It could be classified as a LETHAL WEAPON Mark: Ladies and Gentlemen how about a nice big round of applause for a LETHAL WEAPON !!!!!! We want you all to sing along with us. Fill this hall with the sound of your voices. Everybody sing Penis Dimension Penis Dimension Penis Dimension Penis Dimension is worrying me I can't hardly sleep at night Cause of Penis Dimension Penis Dimension Penis Dimension Wa oo wa oo wa oo wa 2. The Air 3:54 The air Escaping from your mouth The hair Escaping from your nose My heart Escaping from the scraping And the shaping Of the draping . . . I'm awaking In a T-shirt In a Chevy At the beach And I'm freezing And I'm wheezing And I know You were only teasing I hit you Then I beat you Then I told you That I love you In my car In a jar In my car In a jar Theeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha ha ha air Escaping from your pits The hair Escaping from my teeth From you My hands Are gripping But they're slipping And they're dripping Cause I'm tripping I got busted Coming through customs With a suitcase Full of tapes It was a special Tape recording And they grabbed me While I was boarding Yes they grabbed me Then they beat me Then they told me They don't like me And I crashed In my Nash We can crash In my Nash We can crash In my Nash We can crash with Graham Nash Look out now! The Bee Gees! Won't you be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e Here my pleeeeeeeeeeea 3. Dog Breath/Mother People 4:22 includes Mother People Pam pam padam pampedam pam La la la la la Wee-oo Pam pam padam pampedam pam La la la la la Wee-oo Diddedid diddedid diddedid Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39) Going to El Monte Legion Stadium Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine) Helps me stealing hub caps Wasted all the time Fuzzy Dice Bongos in the back My ship of love is Ready to attack [2x] Won't you please here my plea [3x] We are the other people We are the other people We are the other people You're the other people too Found a way to get to you . . . Do you think that I'm crazy? Out of my mind? Do you think that I creep in the night And sleep in a phone booth? Lemme take a minute & tell you my plan Lemme take a minute & tell who I am If it doesn't show Think you better know I'm another person Do you think that my pants are too tight Do you think that I'm creepy? Better look around before you say you don't care Shut your fuckin' mouth 'bout the length of my hair How would you survive If you were alive, shitty little person? We are the other people We are the other people We are the other people You're the other people too Found a way to get to you [2x] Do you think that I love you . . . Stupid & blind Do you think that I dream through the night Of holding you near me? 4. You Didn't Try To Call Me 3:34 You didn't try to call me Why didn't you try, I'm so lonely I'm so lonely No matter who I take home I keep on calling your name Shanook And you (I need you so bad) You're the one babe Tell me, tell me who's lovin' you now Cause it worries my mind and I can't sleep at all I stayed home all Friday just to wait for your call And you didn't try You didn't try [3x] To call me Why didn't you try Didn't you try, didn't you try Didn't you know I was lonely I'm so lonely No matter who I take home I keep calling your name And you I need you so bad You're the one babe Tell me, tell me who's lovin' you now Cause it worries my mind and I can't sleep at all I stayed home all Friday just to wait for your call Chak, cha cha, chakkechak cha cha I can't say what's wrong or what's right All you got to do is call me babe You make me feel so excited girl I got so hung up on you ]From the moment that we met And no matter how I try I can't keep the tears ]From running down my face I'm all alone in my place 5. King Kong 31:38 includes quotes from Ain't She Sweet (Ager/Yellen), Blue Danube Waltz (Strauss) and Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stills) I love Ray [scat singing] Ladies and Gentlemen the George Wein variations Charlie Mingus ladies and Gentlemen . . . Kiss my Kiss my [wrist] Good night, thank you very much 6. Who Are The Brain Police? 6:30 Yes it's time for . . . Hot, boogie! Hot hot hot hot hot Hooo hot Oohh oh ohohohooo Oohh oh ohohohooo What will you do if we Let you go home And the plastic's all melted And so is the chrome [2x] WHO ARE THE, WHO ARE THE, WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE? POLICE? Oohh oh ohohohooo Oohh oh ohohohooo What will you do when the Label comes off And the plastic's all melted And the chrome is too soft [2x] WHO ARE THE, WHO ARE THE, WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE? POLICE? Mama Yeah POLICE? OHW-OH-OHWOH-HO-HOOO What would you do if the People you knew Were the plastic that melted And the chromium too [2x] WHO ARE THE WHO ARE THE WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE? POLICE? POLICE? FZ: Thank you very much for coming to our concert, I'd like to request that if you would please leave the hall in an orderly fashion so that we don't have any problem. Bring the band on down behind me boys, this is an important public service announcement. I don't want to have the police injuring you on the way home. Be nice when you leave the place so you don't have any trouble. Good Night. All compositions by Frank Zappa except as noted |
| Trades Allowed | Yes |
| Ratings | Sound: BOO |
| Reference / Generation | Firewalkwithme41@gma |
Owned by Xavier Birtwich
· Last Updated May 23, 2023
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